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Cozy Minimalist Sweatshirt — "please be nice to me i was born in the 1900s" Crewneck

$29.95
Sizes: S
Colors: Ash
Quantity
30 days return policy.
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About the product
A quietly clever crewneck sweatshirt for people who prefer subtle humor and pared-back style. The soft, mid-weight fleece drapes easily over layers and features a minimal, centered text that reads like a private joke — something to notice up close and smile about. It feels lived-in from the first wear: warm without being bulky, with a smooth interior and a ribbed collar that keeps its shape. Wear it on slow mornings with coffee, road trips with friends, or evenings curled up reading; it blends into everyday life while saying just enough.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth and durability
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for long-lasting shape and strength
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a clean fit and reduced fabric waste
- Embroidery option on left/center/large center chest and both wrists; DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes, ethically grown US cotton, meets safety and compliance standards

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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Without side seams

Without side seams

Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Ribbed knit collar with seam

Ribbed knit collar with seam

Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape

Embroidery

Embroidery

Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists

Age restrictions

Age restrictions

For adults

Other compliance information

Other compliance information

Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

Country of origin

Country of origin

Made in Nicaragua

DTF inner neck labels

DTF inner neck labels

The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.

IroningDrycleaning WashingBleachingDrying

; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.

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We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

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